5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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