Pappa wants mamma naked
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
After last night, I could never be a politician.
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
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I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
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whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
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