sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
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