Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.