So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
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From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
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Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
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