she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Someone shattered a urinal.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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