If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
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the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
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I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
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