just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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