hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
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My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
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Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
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