OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
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Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
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I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I have tasted many bathrooms
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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