well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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