question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
I just gift wrapped bread.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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