I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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