I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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