Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
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he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
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I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
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