Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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