me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
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it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
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Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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