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• (925): View more from California

  he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look

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• (817): View more from Texas

  The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?

  (919): View more from North Carolina

  You might end up in the wrong class.

  (910): View more from North Carolina

  I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.

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• (310): View more from California

  I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.

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• (254): View more from Texas

  It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce

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• (905): View more from Ontario

  downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.

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