These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
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