Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
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