My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Girls should come with a carfax report
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...