If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
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