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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa

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  oh sweet, sweet irony

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...

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  and?

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  RIP clitoris

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you

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• (912): View more from Georgia

  Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.

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  Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  You're barking up the wrong lesbian.

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them

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• (917): View more from New York City

  I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.

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• (318): View more from Louisiana

  Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.

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• (224): View more from Illinois

  Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker

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  Do you believe in miracles?

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• (425): View more from Washington

  My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."

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