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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head

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  she has to be all "alternative"

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• (954): View more from Florida

  Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?

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  Are you high?

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• (727): View more from Florida

  I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us

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• (914): View more from New York

  Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  he told me it was like eating gods vagina.

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• (269): View more from Michigan

  We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.

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  Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.

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• (585): View more from New York

  You were more fun when you didn't have morals.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome

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