I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
17 of the Dumbest Defenses Heard in Court
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
These 19 Ladies Love Pegging Their Men
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."