Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
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