It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
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