well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
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Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
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I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
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