carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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