At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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