I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
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Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
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A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
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I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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