this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
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I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
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And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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