i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
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we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
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I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
There's even glitter on my cock...
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