And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
you mean i was at the winter classic?
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
Just pee around me
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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