He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
did i walk over a car last night?
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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