You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
Girls should come with a carfax report
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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