i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
Hello my rib-scented angel!
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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