good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
you told grandpa to call you daddy
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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