Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
She announced her abortion via fbk
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
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We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
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You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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