Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
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honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
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My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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