If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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