I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
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I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
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I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
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