My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
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