he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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