And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
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All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
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all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck