so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
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The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
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i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
OH MY GOD I AM DYING. AS I WAS TEXTING I JUST BUMPED INTO A MOTHER FUCKING DEER. I AM SHAKING
Wait...Literally? You hit a deer...with your body?!
I PHYSICALLY RAN INTO IT. I FELT ITS WEIRD HAIR AND I EVEN APOLOGIZED CAUSE IT DINDT REGISTER THAT IT WASNT A PERSON. MORTIFIED.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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