SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
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I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
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Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
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