There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
you never un-have a 4some
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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