well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
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Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
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So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
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