You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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