i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
only if we run a train.
done.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
organizing the empties. That sober.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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