I heard we made out
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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