Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
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