and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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