I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
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She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
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Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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