your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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