I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
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