No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
Randomize
