This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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