your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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