You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
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