You work out of a Hotel?
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
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so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
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I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
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