Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
Randomize
