after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
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